Pear Reviewed has been an independent news organization since it was first incorporated in 1776. Since then, we have assembled the best big-dick news team to cover all the major issues. As other news outlets–CNN, Fox News–have turned into nerd shit, Pear Reviewed has remained entirely impartial, providing a strong, reasonable voice in a sea of misinformation and lies. Our reporting is unparalleled, our sources are unimpeachable, and our editorial content speaks for itself. That said, be advised that most everything on this blog is untrue.
Our illustrious staff contains, amongst others, two former Republican Presidents, one former Governor of Florida, the ghost of Richard Nixon,
Mike Pence an unnamed Vice President, several squatters, and the current commissioner of the Texas General Land Office. We pay them in exposure.
In recent years we have expanded our content to include Urban Apparel, product reviews, Apple iPhone, Star Wars, and other terms I need to put here for search engine optimization. Despite this, we remain entirely committed to providing you with garbage information that is usually made up on the spot.
This blog is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.